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quote[0]=="<table width='300' cellspacing='1' cellpadding='1' bgcolor='#666666' align='center'><tr bgcolor='#99cc99'><td align='center' width='100' height='100'><img src='img/platitudes/bo_1.gif' width='100' height='100' align='left' hspace='0' vspace='0' alt='Bo says...'></td><td align='center'>A lot of things can happen in the heat of the game.</td></tr></table>"
quote[1]="<table width='300' cellspacing='1' cellpadding='1' bgcolor='#666666' align='center'><tr bgcolor='#ccccff'><td align='center' width='100' height='100'><img src='img/platitudes/bo_2.gif' width='100' height='100' align='left' hspace='0' vspace='0' alt='Bo says...'></td><td align='center'>As soon as you start breaking the Law of Gravity, we're definitely in uncharted territory.</td></tr></table> "
quote[2]="<table width='300' cellspacing='1' cellpadding='1' bgcolor='#666666' align='center'><tr bgcolor='#ffccff'><td align='center' width='100' height='100'><img src='img/platitudes/bo_3.gif' width='100' height='100' align='left' hspace='0' vspace='0' alt='Bo says...'></td><td align='center'>I'm your father. I'm supposed to have all the answers. That kills me that I don't, but you gotta have faith that we'll figure this thing out together.</td></tr></table> "
quote[3]="<table width='300' cellspacing='1' cellpadding='1' bgcolor='#666666' align='center'><tr bgcolor='#ffcc99'><td align='center' width='100' height='100'><img src='img/platitudes/bo_4.gif' width='100' height='100' align='left' hspace='0' vspace='0' alt='Bo says...'></td><td align='center'>Kids don't just leap off the ceiling and attack people.</td></tr></table> "
quote[4]="<table width='300' cellspacing='1' cellpadding='1' bgcolor='#666666' align='center'><tr bgcolor='#ffcccc'><td align='center' width='100' height='100'><img src='img/platitudes/bo_5.gif' width='100' height='100' align='left' hspace='0' vspace='0' alt='Bo says...'></td><td align='center'>Every town has its share of tall tales.</td></tr></table> "
quote[5]="<table width='300' cellspacing='1' cellpadding='1' bgcolor='#666666' align='center'><tr bgcolor='#99cccc'><td align='center' width='100' height='100'><img src='img/platitudes/bo_6.gif' width='100' height='100' align='left' hspace='0' vspace='0' alt='Bo says...'></td><td align='center'>You can't blame yourself for something you had no control over.</td></tr></table> "
quote[6]="<table width='300' cellspacing='1' cellpadding='1' bgcolor='#666666' align='center'><tr bgcolor='#99ccff'><td align='center' width='100' height='100'><img src='img/platitudes/bo_7.gif' width='100' height='100' align='left' hspace='0' vspace='0' alt='Bo says...'></td><td align='center'>You were meant for much more important things than winning football games.</td></tr></table> "
quote[7]="<table width='300' cellspacing='1' cellpadding='1' bgcolor='#666666' align='center'><tr bgcolor='#9999cc'><td align='center' width='100' height='100'><img src='img/platitudes/bo_8.gif' width='100' height='100' align='left' hspace='0' vspace='0' alt='Bo says...'></td><td align='center'>I am happy when you wake up in the morning. I don't need to live vicariously through your achievements.</td></tr></table> "
quote[8]="<table width='300' cellspacing='1' cellpadding='1' bgcolor='#666666' align='center'><tr bgcolor='#ffffcc'><td align='center' width='100' height='100'><img src='img/platitudes/bo_9.gif' width='100' height='100' align='left' hspace='0' vspace='0' alt='Bo says...'></td><td>Gifts come with responsibilities.</td></tr></table>"
quote[9]="<table width='300' cellspacing='1' cellpadding='1' bgcolor='#666666' align='center'><tr bgcolor='#99cc99'><td align='center' width='100' height='100'><img src='img/platitudes/bo_1.gif' width='100' height='100' align='left' hspace='0' vspace='0' alt='Bo says...'></td><td align='center'>Well, when you do the things you do, Son&#151;helping people&#151;then sometimes you have to make sacrifices.</td></tr></table> </td></tr></table>"
quote[10]="<table width='300' cellspacing='1' cellpadding='1' bgcolor='#666666' align='center'><tr bgcolor='#ccccff'><td align='center' width='100' height='100'><img src='img/platitudes/bo_2.gif' width='100' height='100' align='left' hspace='0' vspace='0' alt='Bo says...'></td><td align='center'>The cows aren't going to feed themselves.</td></tr></table>"
quote[11]="<table width='300' cellspacing='1' cellpadding='1' bgcolor='#666666' align='center'><tr bgcolor='#ffccff'><td align='center' width='100' height='100'><img src='img/platitudes/bo_3.gif' width='100' height='100' align='left' hspace='0' vspace='0' alt='Bo says...'></td><td align='center'>You always have a choice, son.</td></tr></table>"
quote[12]="<table width='300' cellspacing='1' cellpadding='1' bgcolor='#666666' align='center'><tr bgcolor='#ffcc99'><td align='center' width='100' height='100'><img src='img/platitudes/bo_4.gif' width='100' height='100' align='left' hspace='0' vspace='0' alt='Bo says...'></td><td align='center'>You cannot protect your mother and I by lying to us.</td></tr></table>"
quote[13]="<table width='300' cellspacing='1' cellpadding='1' bgcolor='#666666' align='center'><tr bgcolor='#ffcccc'><td align='center' width='100' height='100'><img src='img/platitudes/bo_5.gif' width='100' height='100' align='left' hspace='0' vspace='0' alt='Bo says...'></td><td align='center'>Once you cross that line, there's no going back.</td></tr></table>"
quote[14]="<table width='300' cellspacing='1' cellpadding='1' bgcolor='#666666' align='center'><tr bgcolor='#99cccc'><td align='center' width='100' height='100'><img src='img/platitudes/bo_6.gif' width='100' height='100' align='left' hspace='0' vspace='0' alt='Bo says...'></td><td align='center'>It is not a good idea to sneak up on somebody with an acetylene torch.</td></tr></table>"
quote[15]="<table width='300' cellspacing='1' cellpadding='1' bgcolor='#666666' align='center'><tr bgcolor='#99ccff'><td align='center' width='100' height='100'><img src='img/platitudes/bo_7.gif' width='100' height='100' align='left' hspace='0' vspace='0' alt='Bo says...'></td><td align='center'>You don't need an explanation for everything.</td></tr></table>"
quote[16]="<table width='300' cellspacing='1' cellpadding='1' bgcolor='#666666' align='center'><tr bgcolor='#9999cc'><td align='center' width='100' height='100'><img src='img/platitudes/bo_8.gif' width='100' height='100' align='left' hspace='0' vspace='0' alt='Bo says...'></td><td align='center'>Let the police do it--it's their job.</td></tr></table>"
quote[17]="<table width='300' cellspacing='1' cellpadding='1' bgcolor='#666666' align='center'><tr bgcolor='#ffffcc'><td align='center' width='100' height='100'><img src='img/platitudes/bo_9.gif' width='100' height='100' align='left' hspace='0' vspace='0' alt='Bo says...'></td><td align='center'>Never hurts to dot your i's and cross your t's.</td></tr></table>"
quote[18]="<table width='300' cellspacing='1' cellpadding='1' bgcolor='#666666' align='center'><tr bgcolor='#99cc99'><td align='center' width='100' height='100'><img src='img/platitudes/bo_1.gif' width='100' height='100' align='left' hspace='0' vspace='0' alt='Bo says...'></td><td align='center'>What's good for LuthorCorp isn't always what's good for this town.</td></tr></table>"
quote[19]="<table width='300' cellspacing='1' cellpadding='1' bgcolor='#666666' align='center'><tr bgcolor='#ccccff'><td align='center' width='100' height='100'><img src='img/platitudes/bo_2.gif' width='100' height='100' align='left' hspace='0' vspace='0' alt='Bo says...'></td><td align='center'>As long as you don't get any worse, I guess we can count our blessings.</td></tr></table>"
quote[20]="<table width='300' cellspacing='1' cellpadding='1' bgcolor='#666666' align='center'><tr bgcolor='#ffccff'><td align='center' width='100' height='100'><img src='img/platitudes/bo_3.gif' width='100' height='100' align='left' hspace='0' vspace='0' alt='Bo says...'></td><td align='center'>It took you 12 years to get used to your abilities.  Nobody expects you to adjust in 24 hours. </td></tr></table>"
quote[21]="<table width='300' cellspacing='1' cellpadding='1' bgcolor='#666666' align='center'><tr bgcolor='#ffcc99'><td align='center' width='100' height='100'><img src='img/platitudes/bo_4.gif' width='100' height='100' align='left' hspace='0' vspace='0' alt='Bo says...'></td><td align='center'>Lightning never strikes twice in the same place. </td></tr></table>"
quote[22]="<table width='300' cellspacing='1' cellpadding='1' bgcolor='#666666' align='center'><tr bgcolor='#ffcccc'><td align='center' width='100' height='100'><img src='img/platitudes/bo_5.gif' width='100' height='100' align='left' hspace='0' vspace='0' alt='Bo says...'></td><td align='center'>Life isn't easy for anybody, whether you're normal or super.  </td></tr></table>"
quote[23]="<table width='300' cellspacing='1' cellpadding='1' bgcolor='#666666' align='center'><tr bgcolor='#99cccc'><td align='center' width='100' height='100'><img src='img/platitudes/bo_6.gif' width='100' height='100' align='left' hspace='0' vspace='0' alt='Bo says...'></td><td align='center'>Your abilities were part of you, but they didn't define you.</td></tr></table>"
quote[24]="<table width='300' cellspacing='1' cellpadding='1' bgcolor='#666666' align='center'><tr bgcolor='#99ccff'><td align='center' width='100' height='100'><img src='img/platitudes/bo_7.gif' width='100' height='100' align='left' hspace='0' vspace='0' alt='Bo says...'></td><td align='center'>We need fire wood, not tooth picks.</td></tr></table>"
quote[25]="<table width='300' cellspacing='1' cellpadding='1' bgcolor='#666666' align='center'><tr bgcolor='#9999cc'><td align='center' width='100' height='100'><img src='img/platitudes/bo_8.gif' width='100' height='100' align='left' hspace='0' vspace='0' alt='Bo says...'></td><td align='center'>Son, becoming an adult means learning a lot of difficult lessons.  One of which is you can't save everybody, no matter who you are.</td></tr></table>"
quote[26]="<table width='300' cellspacing='1' cellpadding='1' bgcolor='#666666' align='center'><tr bgcolor='#ffffcc'><td align='center' width='100' height='100'><img src='img/platitudes/bo_9.gif' width='100' height='100' align='left' hspace='0' vspace='0' alt='Bo says...'></td><td align='center'>Running away is not gonna solve anything.</td></tr></table>"
quote[27]="<table width='300' cellspacing='1' cellpadding='1' bgcolor='#666666' align='center'><tr bgcolor='#99cc99'><td align='center' width='100' height='100'><img src='img/platitudes/bo_1.gif' width='100' height='100' align='left' hspace='0' vspace='0' alt='Bo says...'></td><td align='center'>When we send our kids on a filed trip, we'd like to believe that they're going to be safe.</td></tr></table>"
quote[28]="<table width='300' cellspacing='1' cellpadding='1' bgcolor='#666666' align='center'><tr bgcolor='#ccccff'><td align='center' width='100' height='100'><img src='img/platitudes/bo_2.gif' width='100' height='100' align='left' hspace='0' vspace='0' alt='Bo says...'></td><td align='center'>you can't let some old lady scare you with a half baked prediction. She probably just does it to scare the nurses anyway.</td></tr></table>"
quote[29]="<table width='300' cellspacing='1' cellpadding='1' bgcolor='#666666' align='center'><tr bgcolor='#ffccff'><td align='center' width='100' height='100'><img src='img/platitudes/bo_3.gif' width='100' height='100' align='left' hspace='0' vspace='0' alt='Bo says...'></td><td align='center'>Even if she can predict the future, there's nothing she can do to control it. Nobody can.</td></tr></table>"
quote[30]="<table width='300' cellspacing='1' cellpadding='1' bgcolor='#666666' align='center'><tr bgcolor='#ffccff'><td align='center' width='100' height='100'><img src='img/platitudes/bo_3.gif' width='100' height='100' align='left' hspace='0' vspace='0' alt='Bo says...'></td><td align='center'>The only person who controls your destiny is you.</td></tr></table>"
quote[31]="<table width='300' cellspacing='1' cellpadding='1' bgcolor='#666666' align='center'><tr bgcolor='#ffcc99'><td align='center' width='100' height='100'><img src='img/platitudes/bo_4.gif' width='100' height='100' align='left' hspace='0' vspace='0' alt='Bo says...'></td><td align='center'>Your destiny may be to protect people, but ours is to protect you, and that's gotta come first.</td></tr></table>"
quote[32]="<table width='300' cellspacing='1' cellpadding='1' bgcolor='#666666' align='center'><tr bgcolor='#ffcccc'><td align='center' width='100' height='100'><img src='img/platitudes/bo_5.gif' width='100' height='100' align='left' hspace='0' vspace='0' alt='Bo says...'></td><td align='center'>Quitting is a very hard habit to break.</td></tr></table>"



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